* I’m not for everyone. I’m not even for most people. But I’m damn good for a few.* ~~~~~~~~~~~

Another Bondi Blonde?!! Just what bloody Bondi needs like a hole in the head' are the poetic words barked at me by my boss the day I turned up with newly bleached locks. I'm a travelling seanchaidh of sorts & a ping pong OzScot currently living on the Dark Side. Talents include, but not limited to - Mumma, Social Secretary to my ‘Irish Twins’ who are my ☀️ 🌙 and 🌟’s and also the reason I drink! Staffie owner, Da Wifey, TKD Mumma, Menopausal Nerd, charity warrior, Governess of Home Duties

Keeper of the Snacks, music lover, avid reader, shoe collector, clothes slave and booze hag to Scottish botanical gins/unofficial taster. I am passionate about Scotland and Australia. Lover of all people. Always happy to lend an ear. This is an eclectic collection of thoughts, lyrics and images that tickle my fancy. I do not have copyright to most things I post so please ask me to remove if needs be. My bark is probably just as bad as my bite. 🔞 DO NOT use my personal photos to advertise local singles.

I ain’t trying to meet nobody, just here for the party.